Then our mouth was filled with laughter, and our tongue with shouts of joy; then they said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.”
Psalm 126:2
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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments,” answered the lady.
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A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:
"God give me patience....And make it quick!"
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BEER CHEESE SOUP
1/2 cp Butter
4 cp Chicken Broth
16 oz. grated sharp Cheddar Cheese
1 cp Flour
1 1/2 cp Cream
6 oz Beer
1 Tbl Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cp Chives
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In heavy pan, melt butter and mix with flour until blended. Heat over low flame for 5 minutes, stirring constantly. Add broth and cream gradually. Cook, stirring, until smooth and thickened. Add cheese, mix till smooth and melted. Add beer and worcestershire sauce. Mix in chives. Simmer for 15 minutes, stirring constantly.
Serves 8
************** HOME MADE BEEF JERKY
3 or 4 lbs Beef or Venison (Flank or Brisket)
1/2 cp Worcestershire Sauce
2-3 Tbls Water
1 Tbl Vinegar (I like Red Wine, but Cider or White will do)
1 tsp Pepper
1 tsp Onion Powder
1/2 tsp Garlic Powder
10 dashes Tabasco
1/2 to 1 tsp Liquid Smoke (oven recipe)
Trim meat of all external fat (fat gets rancid over time). Slice meat WITH grain into 1/2 " thick slices. Using fine side of tenderizing mallet, pound to 1/4" thick. Combine remaining ingredients (omit liquid smoke if drying in smoker). Marinate meat in liquid for 24 hrs, turning occasionally. Drain meat, and blot dry.
Move top rack in oven to it's highest point. Using paper clips bent into s-hooks, hand strips from rack, over a drip pan. Set oven between 140 and 150 F. Dry 6 -8 hours. Jerky is done when stiff or slightly pliable.
NOTE: If using an outdoor smoker, omit Liquid Smoke in marinade. Soak 1 cup of hardwood chips over night. Drain, and wrap tightly in HD foil. Poke a couple of holes in foil, and place on top of heat source. Smoker temp should be maintained about 140 to 150 degrees. An old fashioned oven thermometer is very helpful here, but halfway up the low heat section of your smoker's thermometer is usually about right.
Store up to 3 months in glass jars with tight fitting lids. 4-6 weeks in Ziplock bags.
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Family Favorite Meatloaf
1 cup Whole Milk
2 lg Eggs
2 cps. crushed Ritz or Townhouse Crackers
3 lbs Ground Beef
1 rounded tsp Roast Meat Seasoning
1 rounded tsp Salt
3 rounded Tbls Catsup
1 med. Onion (chopped fine)
Warning: Prepare to get your hands yucky!
In a small mixing bowl, whisk together Milk and Eggs. Stir in crushed crackers, and let sit a few minutes to soften. In the meantime...
Place Ground Beef in a very large mixing bowl (I usually use a Tupperware bread dough bowl). Sprinkle seasonings evenly over the top. Distribute Catsup over the top of that. Sprinkle chopped Onion over that.
Spoon cracker crumb mixture over the top. Roll up your sleeves, and dig those hands in. Mix and knead by hand until thoroughly combined, with all ingredients evenly distributed.
Form into large loaf and place in greased 13 x 18 Pyrex baking dish or jelly roll pan. Bake at 350 about two hours.
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Fun Quiz
http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Christianity/Quiz/How-Hip-is-Your-Church.aspx
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Test Your Bible IQ
1. Mine eyes have seen the _______ of the coming of the Lord.
2. In ___________ there is no east or west, in Him no south or north.
3. Let there be ________ on Earth, and let it begin woth me.
4. We are one in the ___________, we are one in the Lord.
5. We have heard the joyful sound: _________ saves!
6. O _________ haste, thy mission high fulfilling.
7. Heavan came down and __________ filed my soul.
8. Redeemed- how I love to proclaim it! Redeemed by the blood of the _________.
9. I will sing the wondrous story of the ________ who died for me.
10. Onward, _______ soldier, marching as to war.
Bonus Question
What child is this, who, laid ___ ______, on Mary's lap ia sleeping? Whom _______ greet with anthems sweet, While _________ watch are keeping? This, this is Christ the King, Whom shepards ________ and ________ sing: Haste, haste to bring Him laud, The babe, the ____ of Mary.
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Answers
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1. Glory
2. Christ
3. Peace
4. Spirit
5. Jesus
6. Zion
7. Glory
8. Lamb
9. Christ
10. Christian
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Bonus Question
What child is this, who, laid to rest, on Mary's lap ia sleeping? Whom angels greet with anthems sweet, While shepherds watch are keeping? This, this is Christ the King, Whom shepards guard and angels sing: Haste, haste to bring Him laud, The babe, the son of Mary.